Our tour begins here, in this gallery, where you see us as we appear in our corruptible, mortal state.


Here rests Heather, zombie food.

She had an idea while being chewed.

A Happy Haunt, she wanted to be,

but, Foolish Mortals, she'd miss dearly.

So come and join her swinging wake,

the perfect trip she'll help you take.

From somewhere beyond, her designs just might

provide you with some ghoulish delight.